Superpowers

When people think of having superpowers, they think of the obvious, such as the ability to fly, super strength, or swinging around the city from webs. The superpower i would like to have is the ability to shoot spaghetti out of my finger tips. Being covered in spaghetti is one of the worst feelings ever, and it would teach many rude people lessons. It would also solve the whole world hunger thing. Not only would i be a hero, but i would be a menace as well, because rats would be more common, as well as many bugs and animals would move into the city where all the wasted spaghetti would be. Not only would it be spaghetti, but it would be the world's best spaghetti, with large, but not huge, meatballs, perfectly cooked noodles, amazingly tasteful sauce, and the best tasting cheese you could ever imagine.